Beware the Lure of the Pygmy Goat

(Not actual goat)I offer the following as cautionary tale. Saturday was an absolutely beautiful summer day. It was the perfect excuse to get the hell out of the city and head out to the wineries on the North Fork of Long Island. After a full day in the sun and many glasses of wine we decided to make one more stop for one more glass. It all seemed innocent enough.As we sat on a picnic table